Well... procrastination strikes again.... I leave for the interior in less than 48 hours, haven't packed, haven't finished my jokes, don't know if I can curse and didn't do my hair.....
Mind you, my nails look good!!!
Being a comedienne is much more work than one would imagine, seriously.... I have to think of funny things, record them (cuz i procrastinate) then write out ideas, THEN make jokes out of them... which, though you might assume is easy enough to do... not so much....
When your life is ashambles like mine usually is, this can be a 6 week project... imagine working 6 weeks to complete 30 minutes PRE-WORK???? So now I have ideas, and I am sure that I can get them all to flow, if only I would take that special time (refer above to 6 weeks) to prepare ahead of time... though I suppose, once I have done that 6 weeks work, I could FEASIBLY break it up into little sections and have a bunch of MINI shows.... but I digress..
Ok, so i have to pack tonight... what does one pack to go into the wilds of BC? Underwear is the only thing that comes to mind, however, I am thinking that the people of the interior would appreciate me wearing a little bit more...well, most of them at least....
Someone said to bring boots and a winter jacket.... we JUST got summer!!! Oy. Ok, but I have a pretty one and that's uber important...and a scarf (compliments my jacket nicely) and my nails (i co-ordinate like a mo-fo)...
Told the boy, quite by accident that I am going.... didn't mention that the girl is on her own for the weekend... the carnage I would return to.... did I mention that I am very distressed about leaving the girl... is technically only 2 days that she will be on her own, but I can BARELY count on her to give the animals food and water.... oh lord... I wonder if I can bring the dog.... (i like her WAY more than the kids)... trust is the key... trust the child..er... teen.... er young adult....
I think I will be taking some serious tranquillizers for this flight with mr. funny guy.... or.... drink... at 5 in the morning....hmmmm, tranquilizers it is.
I can't seem to concentrate, on anything, for any length of time... at all.... ugh.
where was i??????
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